Actaea

An interesting issue has arisen...
In order to save the souls of Shaylion's children from eternal damnation, it has been suggested that a daily prayer be made mandatory in schools nationwide.
The Debate

“Kids are such punks these days,” grumbles Father Lee Trax, a local minister. “By making sure kids pray to their god at least once a day, we instill the religious values that are integral to Shaylion. It'll make them better, humbler people.”

“Hey now, if there's going to be compulsory school prayer, then there ought to be an opt-out system,” says Mark Pushkin, a concerned parent. “I don't want my boy to be a part of this collective worship nonsense.”

“I agree that we shouldn't force them to pray,” says George W. Smith, a teacher. “Such difficult concepts shouldn't be thrust upon such impressionable minds. But instead of a praying session, these children should be taught about religion in an educative way. School's supposed to be about learning, not brainwashing.”

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

“That's a lily-livered compromise,” says Bianca Licorish, chairperson of the Atheist Activist Association. “Religion should have no place in our schools. We should pass laws enforcing secularity on all educational establishments.”

Added 1 minute ago

Besides the two countries mentioned, Alex, Sesame, and Plesen also chose the option where the result was "people reciting Shakespeare."
*holds nose high*

They will come to me because the weather is good. Sunbathing on the beach and writing poetry, what could be better?