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We stand in line for forty years to get an apartment or a car.

But at least it's certain. And even if your salary is $200 a month, you will still get both an apartment and a car.

Or twenty-five years just to get a phone line.

Well, and there's no need to sit at home, go out and socialize with friends, do some pull-ups, you can't drink beer anyway.

By the way, where can I see all the banner images? Or is there no such option?

A cop once suggested hacking the NationStates website, but even then, you still wouldn't see the captions on the banners.

Added 1 minute ago

...uh... crime because of intellectual games?

Free thinkers, obviously.