I already like the combination of words "the morning before lunch" :D I think it's better to entrust this matter to the "Chairman for Relations with Locals."
Regarding the topic: Two Siberian "Vatniks" bought tickets:
04.30 06:20-07:55 Novosibirsk - Moscow Domodedovo
04.30 10:05-11:50 Moscow Domodedovo - Volgograd
05.07 12:30-14:20 Volgograd-Moscow Domodedovo
05.07 17:30-00:40 Moscow Domodedovo - Novosibirsk
You are the first one, but who is the second Siberian "Vatnik"?