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1."This is a necessary step towards creating a safer Qasardastan," claims Matilda Hamilton, the leading researcher. "Yes, it will mean that large areas of land will become unusable as a result of the testing, and it will cost billions of Qasards, but that's the price we must pay for our national security. Just think of the power we will have if we can turn our enemies into plate glass!"

2."Why stop with making weapons for ourselves?" asks Jamil Bronte, CEO of Wendy's Weapons stores. "We can sell them to all sorts of groups and organizations: other nations, the WA, terror- uh - freedom fighters, anyone! And we produce our own for our protection. Think of the money we can make! I'm sure none of our clients would ever even think of trying to use them to influence our government with threats or anything like that!"