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2. "No," growls a mysterious figure, audibly recovering from a tracheotomy, bedecked in a cape and cowl, "We need to prize the values that keep us safe, in government and outside it. The ones that keep citizens from a life of crime. Order. Justice. Parents. I will represent that. I am the hero Siverfale deserves."
an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
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Now I was browsing the description of Quasardastan and somehow quickly read "industrial" instead of "ideal coup."