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maybe you have a different issue about UFOs. I bought telescopes.
After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over Aghar's sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.
"The government has been covering up UFO activity for years," claims Jennifer Fellow, host of the esoteric TV show 'Death from the Skies'. "We're tired of hearing about weather balloons and hoaxes. If there are little green men watching and abducting us, we deserve to know. We demand that the government release all documents regarding UFOs... and everything else too! Besides, we're better off if our military doesn't organize shady, expensive projects."