Actaea

"The only way to ensure internet neutrality in Kittypink is to place the internet under government control," opines Jennifer Nguyen, Minister of Telecommunications. "My ministry has been trying to reel in the unfair practices of these companies for ages, and now public sentiment is on our side. With an internet free of 'premium access' and content discrimination, Kittypink will be the envy of Actaea. Unfortunately, since providing free access would be enormously expensive, we'll have to increase taxes slightly... but isn't that a small price to pay?"