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Socks' condition levels: 1. You throw the socks, and they stick to the wall. 2. You can't wear the sock from your right foot on your left foot. 3. The socks are standing next to the sneakers. 4. You can take off the socks before taking off the sneakers. 5. There are no socks left – only the smell remains. P.S. A neutral smell is just a stench that doesn't resemble anything. Quotes from Russian Radio: 1. "Three little pigs" cocktail – a bottle of vodka and 2 friends. 2. Let's join NATO! It's good for them, and it's good for us. 3. Not everything that rises is the sun. 4. To ensure that words don't contradict actions, you need to be silent and do nothing. 5. Yesterday, I saw your parents – great guys. 6. If the photo is small and the picture is scary, then it's a passport. 7. I wonder who decides that dog food has become even tastier? 8. If a girl gives up her seat for you on the bus, there's no point in courting her. 9. It's not difficult to seduce another man's wife; it's difficult to get her back. 10. Don't tell me what to do, and I won't tell you where to go. 11. If my father were bolder, I would be 3 years older. 12. Love your grandchildren; they will take revenge on your children. 13. We live according to the rules, and the rules say we can do anything. 14. My only wish for the groom is that he be kind, gentle, and humane... a banker. 15. She held a raven's member in her mouth, and the raven died of passion. 16. I can recognize a drug dealer by his gait. 17. I finally met a woman – beautiful and smart. What a fool she is. 18. With our legs, we can only walk on our hands. 19. A person spends one-third of his life in bed, and the other two-thirds trying to get someone into that bed. 20. A girl without education is looking for a job in her specialty. 21. I don't drink and drive, well, except maybe just to take it for a spin. 22. On our trawler, the crew is purely male and tough, so weddings on board are rare. 23. Russian profanity is the official language of the World Cup. 24. It's easy to hurt a man's feelings, especially in the morning. 25. An atypical hangover is when you feel like dancing in the morning. 26. I recently had an operation on my appendix – now it can see. 27. I'm telling you, "come tomorrow," and you keep coming today. 28. Well, is it time to give gifts? Each bunny gets a squirrel, and each boy gets a girl. 29. This isn't a salary; it's compensation for emotional distress. 30. Made a lot of money – go spend it on girls. 31. The next injection into the economy turned out to be an enema. 32. If you're not afraid of anyone, then you are the scariest. 33. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 34. There are no perpetual motion machines in the world, but there are plenty of perpetual brakes. 35. Our laws are rigid, but their enforcement is flimsy. 36. The curves should be in the convolutions, not in the hands. 37. If you can't find a partner, marry one. 38. I used to have a smooth face and a wrinkled skirt, but now it's the other way around. 39. I'm getting married soon – talk me out of it; I guarantee a reward. 40. The more I learn about customs officers, the more I like traffic cops. 41. A good bricklayer always lays bricks with care. Http://yandex.ru/ Click on the "About the company" link at the bottom. Find the "Partners" column. Look to the right of it. Press Ctrl+A (or highlight this empty space on the page with the mouse)