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A mat championship is being held. An American, an Englishman, and a Russian are participating. The host addresses the American: - You go into this barrel, we close it, and you have 1 minute. Time starts now. The American says: - Fuck, fucking shit, fucking mother, and the time is up. The Englishman goes in: - Fuck my dick, fuck off, and the time is up. The Russian goes in, and it's dark in the barrel: - Damn it, you son of a bitch, where is this thing, I'll fuck you up right now, you bastard, I'll fuck you in all your holes with a huge dick. Suddenly, the Russian comes out and says: - Well, can we start now? The stunned host asks: - What were you doing in there? - Oh, my shoelace came undone, and I was trying to tie it! Links (Read the website names!!!!!! http://www.mudila.ee !!!!!:smile29: http://www.mudila.ee - website of an Estonian kindergarten http://www.ebi.ee - website of the Estonian Institute of Experimental Biology (website email: ebi@ebi.ee ) http://www.anus.com - website of the American Association of Nihilists http://www.ssu.ru - representative office of StroySvyazUral LLC http://www.urka.ru - website of the Udmurt Republican Bar Association http://www.dermo.com - company producing chemical reagents http://www.minet.net - French telecommunications company http://www.neher.de - German company producing mosquito nets http://www.Jopa.com - Japanese landscape company http://www.ebun.com - Nigerian company, major cocoa supplier http://www.eblo.com - educational company http://www.sraka.com - Slovenian information portal http://www.suki.net - Japanese website about network technologies http://www.suka.org - website of a charitable organization http://www.huy.be - website of a Belgian city http://www.urod.org - website of an Italian musician http://www.chmo.com - website of a company developing microcomputers http://www.mocha.org - website of a children's art museum http://www.mudocollection.com.tr - collection of fashionable clothing from Turkey http://www.perdoplastic.nl - website of a Dutch company producing plastic products http://www.antikal.de - German company selling household chemicals http://www.zalup.com.pl - Polish company offering advanced cleaning methods. http://www.nassal.com - American company, manufacturer of entertainment facilities http://www.sru.edu - university in Pennsylvania http://www.nahal.com - American trading company (They really exist!) =)) :D :D :D :D :D