Fun

A student, just over 20 years old, was hit by a bus and killed. He woke up in the afterlife. In the chair opposite him, he saw someone who looked like a person, but was glowing with a red light from within.
- Where am I?
- You're in hell, son. But don't be afraid, it's actually much better here than they describe it on Earth. Did you smoke in your life?
The student lowers his eyes:
- Yes, I smoked...
- Well, then Mondays will be a holiday for you. It's our smoking day. The selection is huge: from chewing tobacco and pipes to expensive cigars and hookahs. We smoke all day, until late at night. And who cares about asthma and cancer – you're already dead! Did you like to drink?
The student lowers his head:
- Not without it...
- Oh! Then get ready for Tuesdays! We drink all day, from morning until night – from beer and light wines to the strongest drinks: alcohol and moonshine! And who cares about your liver – you're already dead! What about drugs?
The student blushes:
- Yes, sometimes!
- Well, then you'll have fun on Wednesdays! We have a drug day: from the lightest to heroin and heavy synthetics. Want to smoke, want to inject – and don't be afraid of withdrawal, overdose, or the police – you're already dead! And what about women?
The student perks up:
- Of course!
- Then you'll have a blast on Thursdays! The thing is, there are 10 times more women in hell than men, and you'll have a super choice! And don't even think about syphilis – you're already dead! And were you gay?
The student jumps up:
- No, what are you talking about!
- M-yes... Then Fridays will be a real hell for you!:smile51:
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