I already have a riot on my hands. I'll have to quell this rabble with force.

Regarding the football: I won't be doing all the calculations myself, as the amount of work would be no less than a full-fledged expedition, and I couldn't find a decent simulator, so the only option is to play all the games in FIFA from EA. I'll install it and check the player/team generation; if I like it, I'll run the entire tournament with all the details (matches will be played exclusively by computers without my intervention). In my opinion, it will be very interesting to follow the progress of such a tournament.