Fun

The Great Patriotic War... The forests of Belarus... Two partisans surrounded by Nazis... The first partisan says: "Do whatever you want, but hold off the Germans, and I'll go get reinforcements – here's your last grenade and helmet..." Two hours pass – the first partisan returns with reinforcements and looks through his binoculars: a crowd of Germans surrounds the second partisan, and he says to them: "One last time, you stupid Nazis. Here are two helmets, here's a grenade: I'll spin them around, and you guess which helmet the grenade is in! :)" A girl from an intellectual family enters an institute in another city. A month later, her mother calls: "My dear, how are you doing? They say your students drink, smoke, use drugs, have casual sex, and join religious sects." The daughter, surprised: "RELIGIOUS SECTS?? :)" A guard is on duty. A major approaches: "Name?" "Private Petrov!" "How many people are in the company?" "Seventy!" "And in the battalion?" "Two hundred and fifty!" "And why are you revealing military secrets? What if I'm a spy?" A gunshot. The soldier: "Look at that jerk! :)" A veterinarian teaches his assistant how to give a horse a laxative: "Take this tube, insert it halfway into its mouth, place a purgative tablet, and blow..." Understand? Go do it..." An hour later, the assistant appears, staggering. "Well, did you do it?" "I didn't have time – the horse blew first..." :) :D :D :D