Fun

It's great to be a man because:
1. Your phone conversation lasts 30 seconds.
2. Women are shown naked in movies much more often.
3. One suitcase is enough for a week-long vacation.
4. You don't have to keep track of your friends' sex lives.
5. The queue for the toilet is 80% shorter.
6. You can open all the bottles yourself.
7. Old friends don't care about changes in your weight.
8. When you switch channels on the TV, you don't have to stop for more than 5 seconds.
9. The shape of your buttocks doesn't matter for employment.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You are not attacked by guys in hockey goalie masks.
12. You don't have to carry a whole bag of extremely necessary items with you all the time.
13. When you are criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone around you secretly hates you.
14. The garage and the TV remote are yours and only yours.
15. Marriage matters sort themselves out.
16. If someone forgets to invite you somewhere, they can still remain your friend.
17. Your underwear costs 100 rubles for 3 pieces.
18. You don't have to shave anything below your neck.
19. None of your colleagues can make you cry.
20. You don't have to fall asleep every night next to a hairy butt.
21. If you are a 34-year-old bachelor, no one pays attention to it.
22. Everything on your face is always natural in color and shape.
23. You can enjoy the silence while sitting in the car in the passenger seat.
24. All problems are solved with flowers.
25. You think about sex 90% of the time you are awake.
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for you.
27. No one stops telling an indecent joke when you enter the room.
28. You can take off your T-shirt if you're hot.
29. Car dealers can tell you the truth.
30. You don't care if people notice your new hairstyle.
31. You can silently watch football with your friend for hours and not worry about whether he is angry with you.
32. You have the same mood all month long.
33. You will never go to another gas station just because this one is "unpleasant".
34. You know at least 20 ways to open beer bottles.
35. People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
36. You can easily drop by a friend's place without a "small gift".
37. If you don't call a friend at the agreed time, he won't tell everyone around how you have changed.
38. You will never miss an opportunity to have sex just because you are "not in the mood".
39. You don't have to remember anyone's wedding dates and birthdays.
40. If another guy shows up at a party dressed the same as you, you can become best friends.