Here's a joke on the topic:
English lesson in a rural school:
- Vasya, how do you say "door" in English?
- I don't know...
- Sit down. Two. Kolya, how do you say "door" in English?
- I don't know either...
- You too, sit down... Petya, how do you say "door" in English?
- Dwear!
- That's it!! :D
З.Ы: кадилом по голове не бить.
З.З.Ы: А вот у нас в Шио....:D