Fun

Two friends meet.
- How is your boyfriend? Is he still studying mathematics?
- I don't want to hear about him anymore. Yesterday, I called him, and he said he wouldn't go out because he's having sex with three unknowns.

Doctor, give me some hope!
- No problem! A dying man's wish is his command.

- Gentlemen, I haven't felt like working for three days; what could this mean?
- Probably, it's WEDNESDAY today!