Recently viewed movies.

Watched **"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (2014)**. Again, these funny turtles. Shredder is epic; it's annoying that, as always, some pathetic Megan Fox takes him down at the end. Seriously, it's getting old; stop this emancipation of women, or I'll really grab an axe.

With my height of over 190 cm and athletic build, I would be perfect for the role of Shredder; in between filming, I would give Megan Fox a good spanking.