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in honor of the forum contest - advice for ladies:
"Be beautiful and stay silent. The first is easier."
"A girl should be in bed no later than eight o'clock in the evening, so that she can return home by eleven."
"And Cinderella can become a queen if she returns home before midnight."
"The rule of a girl's legs:
1. A modest girl does not cross her legs.
2. A modest girl does not spread her legs when sitting.
3. A modest girl does not show off her legs.
4. A truly modest girl doesn't have legs at all." :D