Sacred Haven of Debauchery

forgive everyone who hits you.

So, you're going to punch everyone in the face who offends you online?

criminal activity

I mean, I definitely don't understand this, inflicting serious bodily harm is also a crime, right? And threats, by the way.

You said you lived nearby, right?

Who said that? Did I say that? No, you must have imagined it; I didn't say that.