Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Ment and Sesame. If you wish, I can show you many beautiful places in the capital: parks, palaces, streets...

You can just name them. I walked around the center, but maybe I missed something. I don't know when I'll be there next, maybe not very soon.
But in general, I'm more interested in some unique places that you won't find anywhere else. Like the Aivazovsky estate in Kaffa (with a collection of his paintings), or the Pirogov estate in Vinnytsia (with a collection of his medical instruments and his mausoleum), or the Taigan Park near Kaffa (with lions), or the Kunstkamera in St. Petersburg, or even something as small as the funicular in Kyiv)).
You can choose and name what is worth visiting in Moscow.

As for the monkey house, I don't intend to go there: if you're going to hit, do it clearly and quickly to disable/maim/kill.

Yeah, well, if Siv suddenly disappears, we'll know where to look for him.

But he won't come! In the 8 years I've been online, about 15 people have promised to beat me up, kill me... and all sorts of things...

For the sake of fairness, I'll note that you promised to beat him up, not the other way around. More precisely, you suggested "meeting and talking." And therefore, the question is, how do you imagine "meeting and talking" for people who live so far apart?