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In real life, you'd get punched in the face for saying something like that...
Come to Moscow! There are no attractions in Yekaterinburg, and it's a hassle to travel there just for a confrontation. But here, at least you can admire the city (I promise I won't damage your eyesight).
Regarding the setting: Joffrey is not a Baratheon, not even for a moment! And Cersei isn't either, for that matter. Here's an example of a good game based on the theme: Game of Thrones