Workshop

No problem, just pay for my round-trip ticket to Moscow, because you need it, not me.

Everyone is so brave from a distance. Where do you live? If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, then http://img3.demotywatoryfb.pl//uploads/201402/1391868484_uabbkq_600.jpg

Oh, it's just a couple of minutes walk from me, that's funny.

So come on over: let's sit down and chat about your sad affairs!

Added 6 minutes later
Master Well, the background and intrigue were briefly explained in the Wikipedia article, but people were too lazy to look there. I copied the information into the post, removed the unnecessary parts to fit the volume... now they're accusing me of "copy-pasting." Apparently, these people want me to retell what the author wrote over 13 years in MY OWN words, and they don't care how much time it takes! (But when I warned that the nights would be long, they got worried! Everyone values their own time!)