Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I was feeling bored and decided to check how Mortulus's character is doing in WoW. And it was worth it; watching this spectacle made me feel like Napoleon at Waterloo.

First, my warlock, as a regular arena player, has everything on macros.

Arena battle statistics: 2 vs 2, rating 818, 3 vs 3 rating 1190. No achievements for 1500, not even close. What a regular arena player he is, just look at him! RBG rating is 1500, which is also a complete failure, since everyone knows that you can easily "wagon" up to this rating, and a strong party will carry you. We could talk about world PvP (which died and hasn't recovered since Burning Crusade), but Mortulus plays on a PvE server. There is no PvE progress, which, seemingly, makes sense, because this is supposedly a PvP character, but the statistics above show that Morti is not doing well in PvP either. Oh yes, and for some reason, he has closed LFR, although it is completely unnecessary for a PvP player. But the most amusing thing turned out to be something else entirely, because there have always been plenty of "crabs" in the most popular MMORPG, but the topic created by our hero on the forum is much more interesting. http://eu.battle.net/wow/ru/forum/topic/12618243049?page=1 Where Mortulus is convinced that he has become a forum celebrity and is surprised to find that this is not the case. This is not his only topic on the forum, but all the other topics are just typical "crab" whining or armchair discussions, where the same thing happens - one or two people laugh at Morti, and then everyone forgets about him. You might ask me - why did I write all this? I just can't help but wonder what kind of thoughts sometimes fill people's heads. I don't often see such strange characters who are completely immersed in their imaginary world; Mortulus comes to mind, as well as someone else, but since this someone else accuses me of constantly trying to hurt him by bringing up my "battle hurt," I won't name that someone else's nickname.