Diplomacy, for recruiting creatures of levels 1 and 2.

And what's wrong with my poll?

It's bad because it appeared out of nowhere. To hold a vote, you first need to discuss the topic, find out what people think, and if there are many supporters of the new idea, then you can put it to a vote. But as it is, you essentially presented your wish without adequate argumentation, which is why you were rightly ridiculed.