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American kids, after visiting Russia, called a trolleybus the most exciting attraction:D :D :D In a McDonald's in Minsk, angry managers closed the toilet - which is what this pious establishment is known for. In response, Minsk punks stole a red, idiotic plastic clown and, over the course of a month, cut off its fingers and sent them to the director with a demand to open the toilet! This is a real fact! According to domestic mobile operators: 75% of calls on Fridays are made to find out the location of a drinking party or a place for... you know. A real Russian driver is the one who, on a road with three lanes of traffic, where cars are lined up in five lanes, always finds a sixth!:D :D a little hedgehog runs and laughs,
wet grass tickles his little penis,
the grass is gone, gravel has begun,
the hedgehog went home without peeing!

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Dating site profile)))

Before you read my profile... know that everything here is not entirely true... I'm not that cruel and hateful... That's a lie! I'm evil and vindictive... I hate everything that moves... And if it doesn't move, I make it move and hate it...

We can't understand guys with our minds!
Logic and science are powerless!
If you give in to him, he'll say "bitch,"
If you don't give in, he'll say "whore!"

Oh, young men! God created you!
And there is nothing like you in the world!
You only lack horns,
So that you would become complete goats!

We were and remain goddesses!
Driving men crazy with the beauty of our bodies...
Let those who didn't get us lick their lips,
And let those who didn't want us die...

I'm a bitch... and I'm proud of it!

I'm looking to meet:
a guy

What I'm looking for:
if you have a sense of humor... then you won't believe my words... if you have intelligence, then you'll guess that I have something to hide... and if you're like that... Understand that I'm looking for you... where are you, you bastard?

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The Devil comes to God, all beaten up, his horns are sawed off, his tail is cut off, and pitchforks stick out of his back. He falls to his knees and says:
- God! Hell is gone!
- How is it gone?
- The demons are killed, the fires are extinguished, the pitch has cooled, and the sinners have been released to Earth...
- How did this happen? After all, I divided everything equally: you have hell, I have heaven, and people have Earth...
- I don't know. A sinner came from Earth, he calls himself a Quaker, he runs around all of hell and shouts: where is the exit to the next level.

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