Fun

Two people are standing on Richmond Bridge in London, arguing heatedly…
-Bill, if you’re such a great orator, as you claim, then you can convince anyone to jump down, for example, that one…
-Yes, John, I can… watch,- He approaches a person:
-I see you’re English…
-Yes…
-I have bad news for you: the Irish have attacked England, captured the royal family, and are dictating their terms.
-Oh, the horror! I have no reason to live! - he cried and jumped off the bridge.
-Bill, that could have been a mere coincidence! Make another one jump. - He approached another one:
-I see you’re French?...
-Yes…
-I have bad news for you - your wife left with your friend in your car and took your credit card!
He jumps off the bridge, saying, “I have nothing to live for.” John:
-Well, if you make one more jump, I’ll definitely believe it.
Bill approached another one.
-I see you’re Russian?
-Yes.
-And do you know that it’s forbidden to jump into the Thames in England, especially from Richmond Bridge?...
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