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A Russian language lesson in an Odessa school. Teacher: — Today, we are studying the degrees of comparison of adjectives. To make it clear, I will immediately give some examples. Let's take the word "good." The comparative degree is "better," the superlative degree is "very good," and the degree that cannot be compared to anything is "I wish I lived like that!" Understood? Then, Monyah, take the word "bad" and do the same! — Worse. — Excellent! Now, give me the superlative degree. — Very bad. — Magnificent! And the last degree? — I wish you lived like that!