Fun

If someone calls you a "Fool!", don't be quick to think they are smart; perhaps they were simply introducing themselves

I spent a long time trying to explain to my daughter what a moderator is.
We eventually settled on Moydodyr...:)

Sometimes it feels so lousy,
That even tea won't go down your throat,
And only beer will go down your throat,
To wash down the vodka.

On a crowded bus, a toddler is animatedly talking to a nun standing nearby. Upon exiting the bus, the child's mother thanks the nun for showing such kindness toward him and asks:
- I hope he didn't offend you in any way?
- Oh no, not at all! You have a wonderful child! Just please explain to him that I am not a penguin. I failed to do so...