Fun

A guy was really bothered by cockroaches. He tried everything – dichlorophos, "Mashenka" (a popular insecticide), you name it – but those pests not only didn't die, they even started to mutate.
The guy complained to his neighbor, and the neighbor said:
"-Before you go to sleep, go around all the rooms and shout in every corner: 'There's nothing to eat!'"
The guy thought, "Okay, I'll do as my neighbor suggests." So, before going to bed, he went around all the corners, said the magic words, and went to sleep. He's sleeping and feels someone poking him in the shoulder. He opens his eyes and sees a huge