Demiurg
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Dear women, if a man gives you nothing, leaves his socks everywhere and sits in front of the TV with a bottle of beer, it means you are the only one he truly feels comfortable with!
An incredibly shy guy in a pharmacy, terribly embarrassed by the queue, barely whispers: - I'd like this... a condom.
Pharmacist: - What, what? Speak louder!
- Well basically, Polina, Rosa, Elena, Zina, Evdokiya, Ruslana, Valya, Aksinya, Tonya, Ira, Vera.
The pharmacist asks in surprise:
- And where on earth are you going with one condom for such a crowd?!
On the bus: - I apologize for the disturbance, but I am getting off at the next stop.
Be so kind as to let me pass...
A brute, looking him up and down:
- What's your deal, you some kind of shitty intellectual?
- Not at all. Just as much of a lowlife as you are.
Male logic: - So what if I'm wearing an ushanka, a quilted jacket, and felt boots. At least it's warm!
Female logic:
- Big deal—I froze my brains and my ass. But at least it looks beautiful!
Dear women, if a man gives you nothing, leaves his socks everywhere and sits in front of the TV with a bottle of beer, it means you are the only one he truly feels comfortable with!
An incredibly shy guy in a pharmacy, terribly embarrassed by the queue, barely whispers: - I'd like this... a condom.
Pharmacist: - What, what? Speak louder!
- Well basically, Polina, Rosa, Elena, Zina, Evdokiya, Ruslana, Valya, Aksinya, Tonya, Ira, Vera.
The pharmacist asks in surprise:
- And where on earth are you going with one condom for such a crowd?!
On the bus: - I apologize for the disturbance, but I am getting off at the next stop.
Be so kind as to let me pass...
A brute, looking him up and down:
- What's your deal, you some kind of shitty intellectual?
- Not at all. Just as much of a lowlife as you are.
Male logic: - So what if I'm wearing an ushanka, a quilted jacket, and felt boots. At least it's warm!
Female logic:
- Big deal—I froze my brains and my ass. But at least it looks beautiful!