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Taking a shower, female vs. male
How to take a shower, female style.
1. Remove clothing and place it in various sections of the laundry hamper, sorted by color.
2. Put on a long robe and walk into the bathroom. If a husband happens to be in the way, cover everything that's exposed.
3. Look in the mirror at your feminine appearance and decide that you need to do more squats.
4. Get into the shower. Use a facial scrub, a hand scrub, a foot scrub, a long back scrub, a large scrub, and pumice stone for the feet.
5. Rinse your hair with cucumber and sage.
6. Rinse your hair again to make it clean.
7. Use grapefruit and mint conditioner with natural avocado oil. Leave it on your hair for 15 minutes.
8. Rub a crushed apricot scrub on your face until it turns red.
9. Wash the rest of your body with a body gel containing dried ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
10. Be outraged by the fact that your husband is eating the body gel containing dried ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
11. Rinse the conditioner out of your hair.
12. Shave your armpits and legs.
13. Turn off the shower.
14. Wipe up the wet spots in the shower. Spray all the stains on the ceramic tiles with Tilex.
15. Get out of the shower onto a towel on the floor. Dry yourself with a towel the size of a European country. Wrap your hair in a super-absorbent towel.
16. Hang the towel from the floor on the edge of the bathtub.
17. Check your entire body for spots.
18. Pluck out unwanted hairs with tweezers.
19. Return to the bedroom, wearing a long robe and with a towel on your head.
20. If your husband happens to be in the way, cover everything that's exposed.
How to take a shower, male style.
1. Sitting on the edge of the bed, remove your clothes and throw them in a pile.
2. Walk naked into the bathroom. If your wife happens to be in the way, shake your penis in her direction, making a "woo-ooh!" sound.
3. Look in the mirror at your masculine appearance. Admire the size of your penis and scratch your butt.
4. Get into the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose into your hand and wash it off.
8. Make farting noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend most of your time washing your genitals and the area around them.
10. Wash your butt, leaving the butt hair on a piece of soap.
11. Wash your hair with shampoo.
12. Taste the body gel containing dried ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
13. Make a mohawk hairstyle using shampoo.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower, without using the towel on the floor.
16. Dry yourself partially. Ignore the puddle that has dripped from the shower curtain, as both curtains were hanging outside the bathtub.
17. Admire the size of your penis in the mirror again.
18. Leave the curtains open, the water on the floor un-wiped, and the light and ventilation on.
19. Return to the bedroom with a towel around your hips. If your wife happens to be in the way, remove the towel and shake your penis in her direction again, making a "woo-ooh!" sound.
20. Throw the wet towel on the bed.
(c) copied from the internet. :smile15:
How to take a shower, female style.
1. Remove clothing and place it in various sections of the laundry hamper, sorted by color.
2. Put on a long robe and walk into the bathroom. If a husband happens to be in the way, cover everything that's exposed.
3. Look in the mirror at your feminine appearance and decide that you need to do more squats.
4. Get into the shower. Use a facial scrub, a hand scrub, a foot scrub, a long back scrub, a large scrub, and pumice stone for the feet.
5. Rinse your hair with cucumber and sage.
6. Rinse your hair again to make it clean.
7. Use grapefruit and mint conditioner with natural avocado oil. Leave it on your hair for 15 minutes.
8. Rub a crushed apricot scrub on your face until it turns red.
9. Wash the rest of your body with a body gel containing dried ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
10. Be outraged by the fact that your husband is eating the body gel containing dried ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
11. Rinse the conditioner out of your hair.
12. Shave your armpits and legs.
13. Turn off the shower.
14. Wipe up the wet spots in the shower. Spray all the stains on the ceramic tiles with Tilex.
15. Get out of the shower onto a towel on the floor. Dry yourself with a towel the size of a European country. Wrap your hair in a super-absorbent towel.
16. Hang the towel from the floor on the edge of the bathtub.
17. Check your entire body for spots.
18. Pluck out unwanted hairs with tweezers.
19. Return to the bedroom, wearing a long robe and with a towel on your head.
20. If your husband happens to be in the way, cover everything that's exposed.
How to take a shower, male style.
1. Sitting on the edge of the bed, remove your clothes and throw them in a pile.
2. Walk naked into the bathroom. If your wife happens to be in the way, shake your penis in her direction, making a "woo-ooh!" sound.
3. Look in the mirror at your masculine appearance. Admire the size of your penis and scratch your butt.
4. Get into the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose into your hand and wash it off.
8. Make farting noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend most of your time washing your genitals and the area around them.
10. Wash your butt, leaving the butt hair on a piece of soap.
11. Wash your hair with shampoo.
12. Taste the body gel containing dried ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
13. Make a mohawk hairstyle using shampoo.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower, without using the towel on the floor.
16. Dry yourself partially. Ignore the puddle that has dripped from the shower curtain, as both curtains were hanging outside the bathtub.
17. Admire the size of your penis in the mirror again.
18. Leave the curtains open, the water on the floor un-wiped, and the light and ventilation on.
19. Return to the bedroom with a towel around your hips. If your wife happens to be in the way, remove the towel and shake your penis in her direction again, making a "woo-ooh!" sound.
20. Throw the wet towel on the bed.
(c) copied from the internet. :smile15:
