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Russia is a country of paradoxes. Only here can people calmly discuss banning the consumption of beer in public places while smiling and sipping it on the city's central benches...
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He was just a simple Shrek. One day, he was run over by a steamroller. Watch the video: "The Green Mile."
They were ordinary soldiers from military unit 253466. They loved each other. Watch the video: "Office Romance."
One day, he dropped his father's Rolex into the sea. Watch the video: "The Amphibian Man."
Her name was Snow White. She got lost in the forest and started living with seven gnomes. Watch the video: "Seven Old Men and One Girl."
He walked up to the basement and said, "And now, Hunchback! I said, Hunchback!" Watch the video: "Notre Dame de Paris."
The events take place in a Vietnamese diner. From Monday to Wednesday, it's vegetarian cuisine. Thursday is fish day. One day, Friday arrived. Watch the video: "Groundhog Day."
When the judo federation changed the rules, fighters were allowed to bite. Watch the video: "Struggle with Temptation."
He was just an ordinary lover of Korean cuisine. Watch the video: "Come Here, Mukhtar!"
His name was Winnie the Pooh. He suffered from delusions of grandeur. Watch the video: "The Master of the Taiga."
He never paid his debts. Watch the video: "The Day After Tomorrow."
She had ordinary menstrual days. On the fifth day, she thought it was all over. Watch the video: "The Sixth Day."
He was an ordinary boy. He loved to sleep very much. Watch the video: "The Boy with a Finger."
He tied a mouse to a boomerang. Watch the video: "Batman Returns."
He was lying in a psychiatric hospital. He thought he was a hair clip. Watch the video: "The Invisible Man."
Johnny really wanted a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, he couldn't take it anymore, so he approached her and said, "I'll give you $1,000 if you sleep with me," but the girl replied, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'm quick – I'll throw the money on the floor, you'll bend over to pick it up, and by the time you stand up, I'll be done." The girl thought for a second and replied that she needed to consult with her boyfriend. She called and told him everything.
The boyfriend replied, "Ask for $2,000, and pick up the money very quickly, so he doesn't even have time to take off his pants." The girl agreed and gave her consent to Johnny.
Half an hour passed, and the boyfriend was waiting, but the girl didn't call...
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called himself and asked what had happened.
The girl replied, "This bastard paid in coins."
MORAL: Always consider a business proposal thoroughly before you accept it and get screwed!
Моё имя останется ввеках :smile24: Я прошел через сансару многих рождений. Рожденье вновь и вновь — горестно.