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the thread needs updating )
From yesterday.
Match commentator:
"Fernando's shot hits the crossbar and ... one-zero.... It seems...."

Commentator: "I will continue the report with great pleasure if the game shifts to the left flank of Shakhtar's defense"
Commentator: "Well, there you have it, friends, after half an hour of foggy play - meet them. These are the Shakhtar players, these are the Ticino players. We see them again"
Commentator:
"-... Luis Adriano's successful return to the field. And, together with his teammates, he vanished into the fog;
- ... judging by the desperate cry of the Swiss number 12, the ball is missing the target..."

Added after 2 minutes
Commentator:
"... well and you and I, friends, will not see a goal, even if one happens.
... Grechishkin somewhere over there, into a black hole...
... no, the game continues. The players can probably see better.... ...Let's try to guess what is happening on the field. The quiz continues"