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Again - not mine... but funny. :)
"Yesterday I'm standing in a supermarket, opposite me is a rack with women's lingerie, costume jewelry, perfume, and erotica gadgets. And there at this display stand stands a charming creature about 16 years old with long lashes and blue eyes.
By the look of her, the girl is from the most intelligent family imaginable; her parents are probably sixth-generation professors.
Her purchase certainly intrigued me, but didn't surprise me - 2 packs of condoms. Kids grow up fast these days; it's good that they at least remember how to follow hygiene standards.
The truly magnificent part began when the trills of a phone call in the style of Britney Spears (or whoever else among those sex-blonde types) rang out from her purse.
- Yes, Mom, yes I'm at the store, no I can't today, I still have 2 weeks of evening practice.
To say that I wept would be an understatement)))"
"Yesterday I'm standing in a supermarket, opposite me is a rack with women's lingerie, costume jewelry, perfume, and erotica gadgets. And there at this display stand stands a charming creature about 16 years old with long lashes and blue eyes.
By the look of her, the girl is from the most intelligent family imaginable; her parents are probably sixth-generation professors.
Her purchase certainly intrigued me, but didn't surprise me - 2 packs of condoms. Kids grow up fast these days; it's good that they at least remember how to follow hygiene standards.
The truly magnificent part began when the trills of a phone call in the style of Britney Spears (or whoever else among those sex-blonde types) rang out from her purse.
- Yes, Mom, yes I'm at the store, no I can't today, I still have 2 weeks of evening practice.
To say that I wept would be an understatement)))"
