In short, I'm also going to nnv, hoping for a chaplain.
Added 1 minute ago
By the way, about the "dark side" - it's such a romantic name, I assume it was invented by a lady.
When I was being interviewed, I tried to come up with a nickname that wouldn't have any connection to me or my interests at first glance. Except, of course, that it could be linked to the profile.