If you drink a lot in the evening to make sure everything is okay, you'll realize in the morning that it would have been better if everything was okay in the evening.
Next are aphorisms, thoughts, and quotes by Bernard Shaw:
Beware of the man who does not answer your attack: he will never forgive you and will not allow you to forgive yourself.
Eternal vacation is a good definition of hell.
Martyrdom is the only way to become famous without having any talent for it.
A thief is not the one who steals, but the one who is caught. (;))
The punishment for a liar is not that no one believes him anymore, but that he himself no longer believes anyone.
Night brings peace to the old and hope to the young.
In general, power does not corrupt people, but fools, when they are in power, corrupt power.
Love is too great a feeling to be just a personal, intimate matter for each individual.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. There is nothing funnier in the world.
Silence is the most perfect expression of contempt.
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