Lord Vampire
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Here is a short one:
A Beholder and a Cyclops played "Eye-Rip".:D
Or here's another one:
Once, the Barbarians caught an Assassin, a Titan, and a goblin.
Their chief tells them: I give you three tasks, and whoever completes them, I shall release. 1st—make your way through the forest of basilisks; 2nd—rip out the eye of the cyclops living in the cave beyond the forest; 3rd—catch and f... (sorry for the censorship) the local Fury whom no one can catch.
The assassin went first; he was eaten by the Basilisks. The goblin asked them for a mug of alcohol for courage and set off; he sneaked through the forest, entered the cave, sounds were heard, but he did not return. The Titan asked for a barrel of alcohol, drank it, and set off; he trampled the Basilisks, entered the cave, sounds were heard, time passes, the Titan comes out of the cave and says: "Well, where is your Fury whose eye needs to be ripped out!!!":D
A Beholder and a Cyclops played "Eye-Rip".:D
Or here's another one:
Once, the Barbarians caught an Assassin, a Titan, and a goblin.
Their chief tells them: I give you three tasks, and whoever completes them, I shall release. 1st—make your way through the forest of basilisks; 2nd—rip out the eye of the cyclops living in the cave beyond the forest; 3rd—catch and f... (sorry for the censorship) the local Fury whom no one can catch.
The assassin went first; he was eaten by the Basilisks. The goblin asked them for a mug of alcohol for courage and set off; he sneaked through the forest, entered the cave, sounds were heard, but he did not return. The Titan asked for a barrel of alcohol, drank it, and set off; he trampled the Basilisks, entered the cave, sounds were heard, time passes, the Titan comes out of the cave and says: "Well, where is your Fury whose eye needs to be ripped out!!!":D
Тот, кто находит удовольствие в уединении, либо дикий зверь, либо Бог (с) Аристотель
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