Minerva
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Announcements:
"Kitten. High quality. Hardly used, only 2 months old. Comes with everything. Has fur (a cheerful black and white color), paws (4), whiskers (unlimited), and a built-in purring mechanism (Int). This little guy can pee in the litter box, lie on the TV with his tail hanging over the screen, and has boundless energy. The feeding function is simply amazing: it eats bread and pasta with pleasure.
And I'm giving all this away for free, to good people! It's a branded item. No glitches. Can be upgraded. Warranty. Recognizes mice."
"Dog missing. Distinctive features: a 9-year-old boy is tied to its leash."
"I groom cats. Neutering is possible. Basically, whatever works. Phone..."
One man, when a woman came to visit, would immediately say to her at the door:
"Take off your tights. My puppy tears everything up!"
It turned out that the puppy tears up skirts and blouses. And then it turned out that there was no puppy at all. But it was too late...
It's good to have such a puppy!
This masterpiece should be read aloud!!
In one of the Moscow institutes, next to the department of heavy nuclear physics, there is an office with a sign: Deputy Head of the Department of Heavy Nuclear Physics, A.F. Sobakin.
"Kitten. High quality. Hardly used, only 2 months old. Comes with everything. Has fur (a cheerful black and white color), paws (4), whiskers (unlimited), and a built-in purring mechanism (Int). This little guy can pee in the litter box, lie on the TV with his tail hanging over the screen, and has boundless energy. The feeding function is simply amazing: it eats bread and pasta with pleasure.
And I'm giving all this away for free, to good people! It's a branded item. No glitches. Can be upgraded. Warranty. Recognizes mice."
"Dog missing. Distinctive features: a 9-year-old boy is tied to its leash."
"I groom cats. Neutering is possible. Basically, whatever works. Phone..."
One man, when a woman came to visit, would immediately say to her at the door:
"Take off your tights. My puppy tears everything up!"
It turned out that the puppy tears up skirts and blouses. And then it turned out that there was no puppy at all. But it was too late...
It's good to have such a puppy!
This masterpiece should be read aloud!!
In one of the Moscow institutes, next to the department of heavy nuclear physics, there is an office with a sign: Deputy Head of the Department of Heavy Nuclear Physics, A.F. Sobakin.
С того момента, когда человек начинает задумываться о смысле жизни, его уже можно считать больным. (З. Фрейд)