Fun

Walking past the server room, I see our admin conducting a major cleanup. He's dragged a bunch of dead, old hardware, wires, and boxes into the hallway. A couple of curious managers are rummaging through all this junk, looking for "interesting bits." The admin peers out the doorway and, in a firm, commanding voice, says: "Necrophiles, get out of here!!!" Morpheus instructs Neo: "Remember, Neo, there are two ways to enter the Matrix – either with an interface cable in the back of your head, or with a power cable in your..." As everyone knows, alcohol kills brain cells. But only those that refuse to drink. A drunk hedgehog is walking through a swamp and shouting: "Hey, you piece of crap, come out, you piece of crap!" Suddenly, a little animal crawls out of the bushes and says: "Hedgehog, how many times do I have to tell you, it's not 'piece of crap,' it's 'desman'!" Hedgehog: "Well, I'll just start calling every piece of crap by its proper name." A hedgehog emerges from the fog, takes out half a glass of vodka, takes out a knife and sausage, it's good in his native forest. He quietly starts a song, sheds a tear for what didn't come true, looks at the empty glass, and goes back into the fog