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Issue No. 4
In this issue you will find:
- a teacher's revenge
A young lecturer at the Faculty of Computer and Information Technologies was secretly in love with Larisa. He didn't know how Larisa would react if he confessed his feelings to her, so he hesitated to take the first step. Ironically, he was giving the final exam for the group. "I'll confess to her after the exam," he kept telling himself. During a walk in the park, the lecturer noticed that Larisa was kissing someone from her class. Love immediately turned into hatred. "She will never pass my exam!"
Larisa prepared well for the exam, but the lecturer started asking questions that even Ment wouldn't be able to answer. The result was failing the last exam. This was followed by failing the first retake, the second... Finally, it was time for a retake with a commission, which, as usual, only included this lecturer; the others promised to come later and sign where necessary. The lecturer began to fail Larisa on questions. She managed up to a certain point, but she initially had no chance of passing.
- Decipher – “Nu – 2, Pi – 3, Vga – 2, Vg – 2, Sd – -”, - finally asked the teacher.
- What? How does this relate to the Faculty of Computer and Information Technologies?! – protested Larisa.
- I asked you a question, answer it,” the teacher continued calmly, sticking to his line.
- But I don’t know! – shouted Larisa, jumping up from her seat.
- Okay," said the teacher and left the room without explaining anything. In the dean's office, Larisa was told that she had been expelled.
Larisa came to the unit to visit 0xFF. There, one of the officers spoke with her. He offered her to serve in the army under contract for good money.
- We always need beautiful girls," he said, "they are also a good distraction for the enemy army."
- Well, I need somewhere to vent my anger," replied Larisa.
- Good, you will serve in the east!" answered the officer with a clearly satisfied face.
- In the East? Why there? I would like to fight in Europe! How about sending me to Ukraine?
- Unfortunately, there is nothing for beautiful girls to do in Europe. You won't be able to attract enough attention from enemy soldiers there. Naked men are popular now. Oh, if we only had Conchita...
The Labor Achievements newspaper – glad that Russia doesn't have Conchita.
In civilian life:
1. Heroist
2. Rawlith
3. Gekasan_RU
Joined the service:
4. Larisa
5. forgotten ghost
6. 0xFF
7. Olam Hével
8. Alexeagle
9. Ment
Added 2 hours and 3 minutes ago
This time, the snail was made using a different method than in previous times.