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"London Gazette", Issue 5
Tragic death of a special correspondent!
Mechanical vandals harass children in phone booths!
But we still have an exclusive interview.
Tragic death of a special correspondent!
Mechanical vandals harass children in phone booths!
But we still have an exclusive interview.
Dear readers, with great sorrow, we inform you that our special correspondent MasteR passed away last night. When a yeti broke into his ward, he was so frightened that, despite his injuries, he jumped out the window, but, unfortunately, broke his neck in the fall. In the morning, a collection of Evelyn Waugh's stories was found on the bed.
Another shock was the death of MyHighness, but here the editorial staff doesn't know whether to rejoice or grieve – she often behaved very strangely and knew too much for her age, and her attempt to hide from the iron monster in a phone booth looks simply ridiculous. Among the wreckage of the booth, a poster for one of Terence Fisher's films was found.
But our special correspondent remained devoted to his work until his death and managed to conduct an interview with Aniruddha.
- What brand of razors do you prefer to use?
- I don't use them.
- Have you ever thought about leaving London?
- No, never.
- Do you have any relatives left?
- Unfortunately, I am alone.
In the city
In the hospital
In the morgue
А, вот почему.
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