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"London Gazette", Issue 3



The hospital is working at full capacity!
New losses in the UNIT ranks!
Yeti invasion! Can robots get rabies?
Our special correspondent bravely delivers an interview from the very epicenter!

Our newspaper continues to follow the events! Dear readers, we don't want to cause panic, but the editor-in-chief stated with all responsibility: "We are all going to die." I don't know about the editorial office, but Zybr managed to avoid death from the claws of a yeti today – he saw it through the window and abruptly changed his plans for a walk.
Pobeditel and MasteR were admitted to the hospital with serious injuries. Unfortunately, the criminals could not be found. But Ment felt so much better that he was discharged and was home by morning.
When our editor was reviewing the note about the tragic death of Kilo, his imagination ran a little wild. We decided not to change anything for you, dear readers.

…A rabid vacuum cleaner drove a soldier into a corner, and Kilo was not ashamed of this – bullets did not take the infernal machine. While considering escape routes, Kilo heard a terrible crash in the hallway, and a couple of minutes later, a monster from his worst nightmares stood in the doorway. The shaggy creature slowly and inexorably moved towards its goal, ignoring the magazine fired into its hide. Before the creature's forelimbs closed around his neck, Kilo had a fleeting thought that this was not what he had dreamed of when he joined UNIT. But it was too late…

In the morning, a crushed vacuum cleaner, the apartment owner with a broken neck, and a portrait of King Henry VII were found in Kilo's apartment.
Your favorite special correspondent successfully took an interview with OUGHT.
- Tell me, how do you rate the products of "International Electromatics"?
- I don't use it and I don't advise you to, I don't like this company.
- Everyone suspects aliens of everything now, they are ready to tear each other's throats out…
- I prefer to avoid such decisive measures for now.
- And what do you think about the possibility of creating a time machine and traveling?
- I am very positive about it, I really like the theme of time travel.

In the city
  1. Olam Hével/Zybr
  2. OUGHT
  3. Mortulus/Tiramisu
  4. Alexeagle
  5. Larisa
  6. MyHighness
  7. Al-Parazon
  8. Aniruddha
  9. Ment


In the hospital
  1. Zlobny Yashchur
  2. Neyra Dрейk/Wolfstet
  3. Juss456/MasteR
  4. Pobeditel


In the morgue
  1. Rudyy
  2. Morning
  3. RiMpel2
  4. 0xFF
  5. Arandor
  6. Gur
  7. Kilo
А, вот почему.

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