Do you smoke?

My friends have tried to convince me to try smoking several times, but I hate even looking at a cigarette... I may be a paladin, but don't think I'm some goody-two-shoes; it's just that all these smokers have bad skin, and I look like an apple... And then they ask me what I use to wash my face. YOU SHOULD SMOKE LESS!!!

But I do love to drink, but only for a reason and in good company. I get drunk instantly and start doing things that I wouldn't even think about doing when sober. For example, one time I threw a chair off the balcony. Luckily, no one was hurt!