Well, it’s been a while since I last threw up, and even when I was really drunk, I still had the sense to throw up in the toilet, not on the floor or in the shower. Just because I like to drink doesn’t mean I don’t know how to drink. Even when I drank 0.4 liters of tequila in 60 minutes on an empty stomach (which is a lot for my weight), and I was feeling very bad, I still had the strength to walk from the kitchen of the dorm (where we were playing poker) to the toilet without messing up the hallway.
Something to be proud of :D