Frankly, the prospect of sharing a shower on a floor that will be littered with Igor Korobeinikov's vomit doesn't exactly fill me with joy...
I don't vomit just anywhere (edited).
And finally, are you aware that I'm not going anywhere? Why mention me here, and even more so, why write my first and last name with a lowercase letter?
And one more thing, if my company is unpleasant to you, you could easily be placed in another corner.