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| Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Mummy. |
| Well, you are an advanced undead creature, the owner of a luxurious mansion in the center of Moscow, or even one of the Pyramids in Egypt. Much is written about you, much is said. You have influenced the history of the entire world! Now you have a calm, dust-free (well, not really – on the contrary, very dusty) position, quietly and peacefully waiting for the end of the world to settle all debts. Give the land to the peasants, power to the people, and so on, as it should be. Well, you don't have much longer to wait. Just a couple of billion years. |
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