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A Georgian, a Jew, and a Ukrainian are sitting in prison. A package arrives for the Georgian – it contains lard. He thinks: I’ll give it to the Jew, and then I’ll mess with him for it. - Jew, do you want some lard? The Jew thinks: Okay, I’ll eat the lard, and then he’ll… - No, I don’t need your lard. The Georgian to the Ukrainian: - Ukrainian, do you want some lard? The Ukrainian thinks: I’ll eat the lard, and then he’ll… However, if I eat the lard, I’ll get stronger, and maybe I can fight back.