Fun

Midnight. The morgue. Orderlies are sitting in the back room, drinking government-issued alcohol... A student is on duty in the autopsy room.
Suddenly, he bursts into the back room, his face pale:
- There... There...
The worried orderlies:
- What?!
- There... the corpse... CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!
- Oh, crap! We were already scared – we thought it was the chief physician coming for an inspection...

Based on contemporary Russian pop music, the Vatican predicted
that the arrival of the Antichrist is expected on the seventh or eighth "Factory" (referring to a reality TV show).

They decided to execute the meteorologists for the fact that none of their forecasts came true, and brought them to the square. The crowd expresses complete approval.
Drumroll.
And suddenly, a man from the crowd shouts:
- Wait! Don't shoot them! They can still be useful to people!
The chief judge (doubtfully):
- Do you think so? And what do you suggest?
- I suggest hanging them! At least they can show which way the wind is blowing!

A proctologist has his hand stuck inside a patient.
He and the patient struggle to get to the traumatologist's office.
The traumatologist: This is a hospital, not a puppet theater! :D :D :D