Fun

The Mounted unit – well, you didn't really surprise me. Although, at 13, it might be a bit harsh... Here's a joke that everyone, regardless of gender, agrees with. It's a bit long, but read it, you won't regret it. A "Love Store" opened in the city. It has two sections, one for men and one for women. There's a sign at the entrance: "Our store has 5 floors. Everything is free. The higher you go, the more you won't be able to go back down." A woman goes up to the first floor. The sign says: "Here are rich men." The woman likes it, but she decides to go up to the second floor. On the second floor, the sign says: "Here are rich and intelligent men." The woman likes it even more, but she goes up to the third floor. On the third floor, the sign says: "Here are rich, intelligent, and handsome men." The woman is about to choose one, but she decides to go even higher. On the fourth floor, the sign says: "Here are rich, intelligent, handsome men who love children." The woman wants to leave with one of them, but she decides to see what's on the fifth floor, maybe there's something even better. On the fifth floor, the inscription says: "You have reached the fifth floor. There are no men here. This floor was created to show that women's desires can never be fully satisfied." A man goes up to the first floor. The sign says: "Here are beautiful women." He goes up to the second floor: "Here are rich and beautiful women." He goes up to the third floor: "Here are rich and beautiful women with large breasts." No one knows what's on the upper floors because no one has ever gone up there. :D :cool: