Outlaw!

Hey Redwhait HP, please add me to your contact list. Today I tried to connect, but it didn't work out. Someone in your contact list keeps sending me somewhere, and it seems like it's not nearby. But due to our different linguistic backgrounds and the resulting minor misunderstandings in our communication, we can't seem to agree.
In short, your contact list responds in English, and I don't know it, so I can't reach you.
P.S. Even shorter: please call me.