Fun

The Russians caught an American spy. They put him in a cell. A big guy walks in, rolls up his sleeves, and asks in terrible English: - What is your name? The spy answers: - John Smith The guy hits him hard in the face and asks again: - What is your name? The American answers again that he is John Smith and gets hit in the face again. This continues for several hours. The spy is shaking with fear, covered in blood, and our guy hits him in the face again, takes out a gun, and says: - I'm asking you one last time, you idiot, HOW MANY TANKS DO YOU HAVE?!!! :D :D :D